Biden Asked to Support "Free China," Gives Away White House Dishes

As protests spread across China, and the cry for freedom rings out, many have been wondering, "Where is the voice of the American President, figurehead of freedom for the world? Are we only going to get weak statements giving vague support of the right to protest?"

Now he has spoken.

At a recent press event President Biden was asked, "Do you have any plans to help the Chinese people who are bravely protesting, fighting for a free China?"

Biden appeared moved by the question, and wandered away from the stage. Several minutes later he came back into the room with an accomplished grin, and carried a large cardboard box to the podium.

Biden spoke, "I have always, 1950, 1960s... I have supported all Asian and Chinese Americans. When I was a young man I worked with them on the railroads. The Irish and the Chinese. We were one people. You can't ship a container... a bus, or a car on a train... without an Asian American's help. So if they want free... the free... they say, 'get out the good china, because family is coming.'"

Biden then tilted the box to show it contained White House china dishes, which he handed to a secret service agent. The agent then brought the box down to the reporter.

It is currently under debate whether Biden has the authority to give away historic White House dishes.

Story by Nate Holstein

New Hereford Bull'O'Meter: 75%
We are waiting for Biden to give a strong statement in support of the Chinese people, but predict it will go like this.

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